...and all through the house
The wool sits in bundles
the patterns en route
The stockings are flung on the back of the chair
in hopes that St. Nicholas
can still find them there!
The doggies are nestled all snug in their bed
while visions of a nap for me
dance in my head
Me in my nightgown
my laptop plugged in
had just settled down
with a tonic and gin
When out on the drive
there arose such a clatter
I sprang from my chair to see
what the heck was the matter!
When what to my wondering eyes should appear
the UPS truck roaring up in high gear!
With a young handsome driver
so lively and quick
I knew in a moment
I was about to get sick!
A shipment of wool piled high on my deck
The work of unpacking and washing was next
So away to the studio
I flew like a flash
tore open the package and
tore up the stash
The names of the wools I can barely recall
But what does it matter
I ordered them all!
I spoke not a word
but went straight to my work
filled up the washer
then turned with a jerk
laying a finger aside of my nose
I thought OMG those orders on FaceBook
I can't forget those!
So I sprang to my studio
and wished for a team
who would work while they whistle
now that is a dream!
I looked in the mirror and
swore to myself
I'm looking like Santa
that plump jolly old elf
With a wink of my eye
and a twist of my jaw
I'm thinking of New Year's
and new patterns to draw
So to all who have ordered
and emailed and called
Merry Christmas my friends!
To one and to all!!
Cathy G
p.s. Merry Christmas patterns still available for limited time... look in the upper left corner of this blog
for the paypal button to order
or email me at antcathy@charter.net for address to send a check or money order...
laughing all the way...
ReplyDeleteOh Cathy, you are HOOT. So creative you are with all that you do. I really enjoyed reading your version of the (Night ) Two weeks Before Christmas. You are a delight.
ReplyDeleteStay warm and cosy.
Hugs,
JB
Hugs,
JB
hahaha! um, I mean hohoho!!!
ReplyDeleteL
love it!
ReplyDeleteToo cute, Cathy! Happy Holidays! Sarah
ReplyDeleteTo funny, ha ha ha, Francine.
ReplyDeletewhat you need is some elves! loved it!
ReplyDeleteCathy
Cute! Thanks for the smiles.
ReplyDeleteHugs :)
Lauren
Hahahaha, nice work Cathy! After I read this I drew up the Merry Christmas pattern. Ho Ho ho
ReplyDeleteThanks for the chuckle, if I lived closer I'd come to help you just to play in all that yummy wool
ReplyDeleteGood to know you are human too:)
ReplyDeleteMany blessings and lots of chocolate~
JoeyLea
love it, so very creative, fun and truthful..... HO HO HO :)
ReplyDeleteLove your story !
ReplyDeleteRose
Love love love this post!
ReplyDeleteJust wonderful timing. needed the chuckle and smile.
My counter looks alot like yours coffee, cookies and peanut butter.
Woolie Blessings
Granny T
LOL! That was cute! If I lived closer, I'd help with the wool and decorating (and tonic and gin)! lol! :-)
ReplyDeleteEnjoyed that very much!
ReplyDeleteSaundra
LOVE!!!
ReplyDeletegreat blog
Loved your post !!!!! Fa La La La La laaaaaaaaaa
ReplyDeleteCathy that is really, really good, My husband and I laughed all through your poem, but hark what is this? A new pattern for New Years? I can hardly wait. I am binding Merry Christmas today. I hope you have some magic elves stop by to help.
ReplyDeleteThank you for such a wonderful poem.
wonderful, I love the rewrite!
ReplyDeleteMerry Christmas amid the hustle, bustle, and workshop business!
Cathy,
ReplyDeleteYou are so clever!! This was really cute. You gave me a good chuckle. I love your Merry Christmas pattern! Hugs, Lori
Tis the season to be jolly...loved this post!!!
ReplyDeleteJust loved the adorable poem Kathy ! Carol at ticklepie
ReplyDeleteI just love your rhyme, I laughed all the way thru. Then I had to read it to my husband .
ReplyDeleteHave a very merry Christmas
Tammy